How Larlton Got Banned From Landa

[16:07:12] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): no
[16:07:27] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): larls cannot be tamed
[16:08:44] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I'm not tamed. I'm not domesticated. I don't wear a bell and eat tuna out of a can. I am a wild creature, I act on instinct and I am partial to one or two people who have been kind to me my entire life, but if I felt threatened by them, I'd still kill them.
[16:09:07] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): and how did you pay the boat to travel on an island
[16:09:31] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Debit card.
[16:09:45] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I was brought along with someone.
[16:10:19] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I was here a few days ago talking to some other Landa residents, two of which said you had a larl here on the sim. Did you harass that person this much too and assume everything because of their profile?
[16:11:10] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I role-play a wild animal with partiality towards one or two people. Not a domesticated or tame creature.
[16:17:42] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Also, in the books, numerous carnivorous, predatory creatures were domesticated, including sleen and kaiila, the latter of which is considered to be less intelligent in comparison to many other animals. There were also over twenty other animals, some predatory, others omnivores, that were described as being domesticated. While I do not role-play being domesticated, the middle-ground of being at ease around SOME people while still maintaining ingrained animal instincts is highly plausible and backed by the Gorean novels.
[16:19:02] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): yes but we are city
[16:19:05] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): that is my point
[16:19:15] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You're on a tropical, jungle dense Island.
[16:19:25] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Of which you were not the first organism to inhabit.
[16:19:35] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): and we woudl shoot at you because we have a whtie larl of the initiates here which has a sophisticated storyline
[16:19:38] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): and we protect it
[16:19:47] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Is Landa described in the books as being only inhabited by people?
[16:20:06] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): the jungle is only in landa II
[16:20:11] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): the rest is inside walls
[16:20:12] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): So you'd shoot at me because another's OOC storyline has been established? That is an OOC reason.
[16:20:30] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): i just do not want azoogicval garden here
[16:20:38] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): we need humans
[16:20:40] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): not animals
[16:21:05] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Also, white larls are even more "unrealistic" to be in Landa. White larls would have to be from the mountains of Sardar, where the altitude and temperature difference alone would kill it, or nearly so.
[16:21:21] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): So you're saying I can't be here now because you personally don't want animals?
[16:22:05] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): yes
[16:22:15] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Before it was because I couldn't be tamed, until I called you out on already having a larl here on your sim. Then you told me I couldn't be here because you had a larl already and didn't want to compromise their story line. Then you change it up again and say that you don't want me because you want to bring in more people, not aniamls.
[16:22:53] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): dont argue with me, just leave
[16:23:05] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): or i will send you home
[16:23:14] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Have I broken any of your rules?
[16:24:33] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): o
[16:24:39] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): i made a decision
[16:24:44] Rarius Yuroki (yuroki.uriza): *no
[16:25:19] Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You made an OOC decision that is not based on your sim-rules, singling out a single role-player after all of your talking points were shown to be contradictions and lacking all foundation. Okay.
----Then I got ejected----

In Tyros for the day. The sim is no longer By The Book. Walked off the boat with Fin and quickly ran into four "wenches." I took a nap in the tavern, sniffed about, thought about chewing on the fattest one there, etc. Typical Sunday stuff.

Also, I'll be creating some new merchandise for all my fans. "I <3 Larlton" T-shirts and coffee mugs coming soon.

Things I do: Sometimes I like to go to a busy sim, set myself AFK and as people come to raid, I activate the teleporter for them but select the wrong landing point.

KiSSy (kissora): we do not allow animals
KiSSy (kissora): only kurs
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Why don't you come down here and say that to my giant larl face.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I'm just kidding. Let's not argue. I'll pee on a tree and be on my way.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Just need to find the right one you know. I'm sort of picky.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I feel like you're watching me and I can't go when someone is watching me.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Can you emote turning around or something?
KiSSy (kissora): haha this is OOC
KiSSy (kissora): im telling you the sim rules
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): And I'm telling you my rules. Stop watching me pee. You're sick.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You get off on watching larls pee on trees?
KiSSy (kissora): yeh
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): So what are you doing later tonight?
KiSSy (kissora): going to sleep
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric) rests his head on his big ol' larl paw and looks at you with a knowing glance.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Oh...
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Well uh.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You should TP me into your little house.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Let's chat.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I'll attach my baby larl claws so I won't hurt you too bad when I'm clawing dat ass up.
KiSSy (kissora): you best go for your deoprted
KiSSy (kissora): deported
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I'll have you know I am a natural born citizen of Second Life. No travel visa, nothing like that. You can't deport me. I have rights. I'm also a cat, so, I pretty much think I own everything.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): So can I put down my cat bed in your house? It's like 19 prims.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Changes color.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You could use it but I'd probably just think you were even weirder.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): Like that's possible after you told me you were into cat piss.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): I just mauled the shit out of one of the posts down here, like it was my personal scratching post.
Ł Ⱥ Ɍ Ł Ŧ Ɔ Ɲ (scribbled.lyric): You should probably have someone come out to take a look at this. I fucking destroyed it.

Phew. It was tough getting that first blog post under my cat belt. Now that I have though, I feel free and ready to take on all the important topics I care about.

The first topic of discussion is aimed at people who treat me like I'm not a giant saber-tooth-ish tiger. Like, take this one cracked out panther ho for instance (I won't name names. I am after all a cat of class). So, I roll up on her, curious and kind of defensive, you know. And what does she do? She kick me in the face. First of all, that's just poor emoting, not giving me a chance to emote trying to block it, or, say, I don't know, ripping her stupid foot off with my giant saber-teeth-ish teeth. Anyways. So I down the bitch. And right as I'm about to start getting my dinner on, her panther friends come running down the mountain like the flock of angry lesbians they are and start shooting at me! I'M ENDANGERED! HAVE YOU NO CONCERN FOR THE SANCTITY OF BIO-DIVERSITY?!

The next posts will have photos. Probably of people in bubbles. I'm thinking about doing a before/after photo set of the people I encounter before I down them, then after. Something that is near minimalism, you know. Just me, them, the bubble. Tell me what you think.

I am pretentious. This is my blog.